Tales from Instant Messaging Volume 1

Richard: my computer is munitying against me
Miles: Mutiny! MUTINY!
Richard : so if i don't speak/post for a while that'd be while
Fergal says: Munity isn't a word
Richard: stuff isn't [working]. it is.
Miles: Heh. Ok
Richard: else what did they do on the bounty?
Miles: MUTINY
Fergal: Munity is what cows do when they gang on up on something
Miles: No that's mootiny

Cow puns, ladies and gentlemen. That's the level of high class discussion going on at Sugar and Noise HQ.